The smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the surrogate father was to arrive, Mr.Smith kissed his wife and said, " I'm off. The man should be here soon " half an hour later, just by chance a door to door baby photographer rang the doorbell, hoping to make a sale.
" good morning, madam. I have come to......."
"Oh, no need to explain. I've been expecting you," Mrs. Smith cut in
" really?" The photographer asked. " well, good. I've made a speciality of babies"
" That's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat"
After a moment, she asked, blushing, " well, where do we start?"
" leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch and perhaps a couple on the bed. Sometimes the living room floor is fun too; you can really spread out!"
"Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work for Harry and me"
" well, madam, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But, If we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven different angles, I'm sure you'll be please with the results"
" my, that's a lot of...." Gasped Mrs. Smith.
" Madam, in the line of work, a man must take his time. I'd love to be in and out in five minutes, but you'd be disappointed with that, I'm sure"
" Don't I know it," Mrs. Smith said quietly.
The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portion of his baby pictures.
" This was done on the top of a bus in downtown London "
"Oh. My Gash!" Mrs . Smith exclaimed, tugging at her handkerchief.
" and these twins turned out exceptionally well, when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with"
" she was difficult?" Asked Mrs. Smith.
Yes, I'm afraid so, I finally had to take her to the Hyde park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep, pushing to get a good look"
" Four and five deep?" Asked Mrs. Smith eyes widened in amazement.
"Yes," the photographer said, " and for more than three hours too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling. I could hardly concentrate, then darkness approached and I began to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just packed it all in."
Mrs. Smith leaned forward. " you mean squirrels actually chewed on your um...... Equipment?"
" that's right. Well, madam, if you're ready. I'll set up my tripod so we can get work"
"Tripod????"
"Oh yes, I have yo use a tripod to rest my canon on. It's much too big for me to hold for very long time. Madam?. Madam?. Madam?. Good Lord. She has fainted
Joel Joshua
" good morning, madam. I have come to......."
"Oh, no need to explain. I've been expecting you," Mrs. Smith cut in
" really?" The photographer asked. " well, good. I've made a speciality of babies"
" That's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat"
After a moment, she asked, blushing, " well, where do we start?"
" leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch and perhaps a couple on the bed. Sometimes the living room floor is fun too; you can really spread out!"
"Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work for Harry and me"
" well, madam, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But, If we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven different angles, I'm sure you'll be please with the results"
" my, that's a lot of...." Gasped Mrs. Smith.
" Madam, in the line of work, a man must take his time. I'd love to be in and out in five minutes, but you'd be disappointed with that, I'm sure"
" Don't I know it," Mrs. Smith said quietly.
The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portion of his baby pictures.
" This was done on the top of a bus in downtown London "
"Oh. My Gash!" Mrs . Smith exclaimed, tugging at her handkerchief.
" and these twins turned out exceptionally well, when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with"
" she was difficult?" Asked Mrs. Smith.
Yes, I'm afraid so, I finally had to take her to the Hyde park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep, pushing to get a good look"
" Four and five deep?" Asked Mrs. Smith eyes widened in amazement.
"Yes," the photographer said, " and for more than three hours too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling. I could hardly concentrate, then darkness approached and I began to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just packed it all in."
Mrs. Smith leaned forward. " you mean squirrels actually chewed on your um...... Equipment?"
" that's right. Well, madam, if you're ready. I'll set up my tripod so we can get work"
"Tripod????"
"Oh yes, I have yo use a tripod to rest my canon on. It's much too big for me to hold for very long time. Madam?. Madam?. Madam?. Good Lord. She has fainted
Joel Joshua
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